Monday, September 28, 2009

apples to phobias

Hey God.

Hey Ashley, how's it going?

Great, it's great.

You don't sound happy.
I know this tone.
...go on.

Well you know how I’m
afraid of spiders, right?


And worms?


And all other creepy crawlies?


….basically anything
smaller than a bird?

Mmmhmm…your point, darling?

You really don’t see
where I’m going with this?



Fine. Well, there’s this retreat coming up,
in which we will be spending our time in
apple trees, picking apples, gettin' back
to nature…you know the drill.

Yes, I think it’s a wonderful idea.
I am actually really looking forward
to meeting with you this weekend.

You are huh. Don’t you think it’s possible
to meet me uh, I dunno…in my living room?
In my car on the way to work? Or any other
sterile, bug free environment?

Of course.

Then why apple trees?


1 comment:

Bglad said...

Hey Bonnie, Its God, I was wondering if you could do me a big favor and take care of Ashley this weekend, yah know watch out for spiders and creepy crawliws and such.....

No problem! I'm on it!!! It'll be my mission to ensure Ash has a creepy crawly free weekend!

Thanks Bon....