Hey Ashley, how's it going?
Great, it's great.
You don't sound happy.
I know this tone.
Well you know how I’m
afraid of spiders, right?
And all other creepy crawlies?
smaller than a bird?
Mmmhmm…your point, darling?
You really don’t see
where I’m going with this?
Fine. Well, there’s this retreat coming up,
in which we will be spending our time in
apple trees, picking apples, gettin' back
to nature…you know the drill.
Yes, I think it’s a wonderful idea.
I am actually really looking forward
to meeting with you this weekend.
You are huh. Don’t you think it’s possible
to meet me uh, I dunno…in my living room?
In my car on the way to work? Or any other
sterile, bug free environment?
Then why apple trees?