skinny people don't eat cake too.

Dear Lady-who-noticed-I-wasn't-eating-cake-and-felt-the-need-to-comment-rudely-on-it-eight-times-in-under-a-minute,

I'm not sure you got the memo, but mocking people for what they weigh went out with scrunchies and tie-dyed socks. Perhaps instead of scrutinizing what I do or do not eat, you should focus more on your own plate, and what kind of emotions you are putting on there.

Sincerely,
Someone who likes you just a little bit less after that conversation.