Monday, August 9, 2010

has anyone seen my sunglasses?


I have an espresso hangover. I don’t know if that’s even possible, nor have I ever experienced an actual hangover…but if I were to imagine what a hangover felt like, I would probably come up with my current experience. Mild nausea? Check! Desperate starvation impulses accompanied by a stomach churn at the thought of food? Check! Muscle weakness and joint pain? Feelings of being not-quite-dead? Slight headache IN MY EYES!? Nodding off in my cubicle? Check, check, check. Check.

It’s my own fault really. I was trying to stay awake yesterday evening and had, within a 3 hour time frame, 4 espresso shots. Not by themselves of course, but there were 4 in total, regardless. They didn’t even keep me from the occasional yawn, the bastards.

If anyone asks, I’m off coffee. At least until tomorrow morning.


Anonymous said...

haha love this! you are so adorable!!!! -HJ

Mama said...

I love the picture, haha. Espresso has less caffeine than coffee.
I had to go off Tim Hortons coffees and their iced stuff too. Makes me feel gross. I can have coffee elsewhere and I'm fine...