inaugural clientele

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Dear Leah,

Thank you for your interest in my obviously beautiful artwork. Your (original!) prints of "poorly drawn bird", "poorly drawn horse", and "poorly drawn houseboat" have been sealed in an envelope and sent to you post-haste, in exchange for the dollar you promised was on its way.

Sincerely,

the artist.

PS. Any one interested in a print will be sorely disappointed, as I forgot to photocopy the pictures before I sealed the envelope.

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