I went to the store just now to purchase some 50% off candy (because why wouldn’t I?). Get this: I was being jostled in the aisle. JOSTLED!! Can you believe it?? By people with shopping carts of chip boxes piled as high as my head. Goodness gracious. I haven’t laughed that hard (internally, of course) in a long time. It really is the most wonderful time of the year.